NORMSKI’S ARTICLE

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WE WAS BRUNG UP PROPER!!

 (Introduction by Norman Samuda-Smith)

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For those of you who have children, trust me, there will be a time when they will ask you this question: “Mom, Dad? What was it like for you growing up in the ‘olden days’ when you were young?”

I have answered that question numerous times, stopping short of sounding like a moaning old man campaigning to bring back the good old days.  If you haven’t had that question thrown at you yet, maybe this forthcoming piece will help to prepare you.   I  received this ‘round robin’ email which portrays the said subject. Some of you may or may not have read it already; if you have, it doesn’t matter cos that’s what PANTHER NEWSLETTER is all about, sharing and spreading the word, so enjoy…

 WE WAS BRUNG UP PROPER!!

 “And we never had a whole Mars bar until 1993!!!”

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930’s 1940’s, 50’s, 60’s and early 70’s!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and processed meat, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer.

Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints.

We had no child proof  lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets or shoes, not to mention, the risks we took hitch-hiking.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

Take away food was limited to fish and chips, no pizza shops, McDonald’s, KFC, Subway or Nandos.

Even though all the shops closed at 6.00pm and didn’t open on the weekends, somehow we didn’t starve to death!

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.

We could collect old drink bottles and cash them in at the corner store and buy Toffees, Gobstoppers, Bubble Gum and some bangers to blow up frogs with.

We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soft drinks with sugar in it, but we weren’t overweight because…

WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day.  And we were OK.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of old prams and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. We built tree houses and dens and played in river beds with matchbox cars.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo Wii, X-boxes, and no video games at all, nor 999 channels on SKY, no video nor DVD films, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms…WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no Lawsuits from these accidents.

Only girls had pierced ears!

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

You could only buy Easter Eggs and Hot Cross Buns at Easter time…

We were given air guns and catapults for our 10th birthdays.  We rode bikes or walked to a friend’s house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them!

Mom didn’t have to go to work to help dad make ends meet!

RUGBY and CRICKET had tryouts and not everyone made the team.  Those who didn’t had to learn to deal with disappointment.  Imagine that!!  Getting into the team was based on MERIT.

Our teachers used to hit us with canes and gym shoes and bully’s always ruled the playground at school.

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of.

They actually sided with the law!

Our parents didn’t invent stupid names for their children like ‘Kiora’ and ‘Blade’ and ‘Ridge’ and ‘Vanilla’

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!

And YOU are one of them!

 CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as children, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good.

And while you are at it, forward it to your children so they will know how brave their parents were.

 Til next month – Everyting bless

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